Roasted 1 year ago based on Jamal Tamal's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Flow Slow, your Spotify profile reads like the cry for help of someone who accidentally stepped into a time machine and got stuck in a 2018 high school basement party. Your obsession with Phonk is like a bad. Like, we get it—you’re trying to be indie, but this isn’t a hipster coffee shop playlist; it’s a desperate attempt to be relevant while you’re three years behind. “Brazilian Phonk”? That sounds like the DJ at your local taco truck got a bad Wi-Fi connection and started mixing beats in Microsoft Paint. And let’s talk about your top artists: "Illustrations" must be the only artist with a name that perfectly captures your aesthetic—overly vague and painfully basic. Seriously, what is “LXNGVX”? Did someone break their keyboard while naming themselves? Eminem and Drake are great, but they’re probably just wondering where they went wrong in life to have their sound tracked by your playlist of deep existential crises. Also, what’s with the "Memphis Rap"? I’m sure they’re laughing in their graves at what you call “highbrow musical taste.” We can’t also ignore your most played songs—hats off to you for keeping the vibe so…. monotonous? You’ve got an entire catalog of illustrations promoting your melancholic fantasies about introspection, and I can’t help but think you might need an intervention. “Searching For The Light”? Need I say more? If there's a light at the end of this tunnel, it's undoubtedly the glaring beacon telling you to diversify your playlist. Or at least start varying your search terms from “sad boy beats aimed at making me cry in the shower.”

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