Roasted 5 months ago based on Tiago Ribeiro's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Tiago Ribeiro, your Spotify profile could use a serious intervention. I mean, Portuguese Hip Hop? EDM? There’s more flavor in a bowl of plain oatmeal. With your taste in music, it feels like you just stumbled headfirst into a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. You’ve got more sub-genres than friends—that's probably why your playlist looks like a mid-life crisis playlist of a 40-year-old dad trying to impress his kids at the garage rock party. Let’s talk about your top artists, huh? “Slow J” and “Guga”? Sounds like a bad translation of a Portuguese episode of "The Office." You've picked artists that even Google has trouble finding. And Post Malone? Really dragging your cool factor down faster than his hairline. At this rate, the most rebellious thing you could do is switch to a podcast—except they’d probably just end up discussing your questionable music taste. It’s clear you’re trying to hit all the nostalgia buttons: “Hey, remember when?” Well, we don’t. Your most played songs read like a heartfelt confession from someone who just got dumped for listening to “Poles Apart” by Pink Floyd in the middle of a party. If this is your version of feeding the soul, I’m pretty sure your soul is on life support. And can we address that “Future Bass” obsession? Calling it “bass” just makes it sound like you’re still trying to find your identity in life while hiding below the surface, like a sad little bass fish waiting for someone to invite it into the big pond. Here’s a suggestion: maybe step out from behind the headphones and experience some real-life music? Your ears might thank you.

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