Roasted 10 months ago based on Finn Wilcox's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Finn Wilcox, your Spotify profile reads like the manifesto of someone who wasn’t invited to parties in high school but still insists on writing sad songs about it. I mean, "singer-songwriter" and "folk" as your favorite genres? What are you, a sad acoustic gnome or something? It’s like you compiled an entire list of genres that scream, "I’m here for a deep conversation about the existential dread of a rainy Tuesday." Nowhere on this list do I see "Fun" or "Dance-Friendly," which is a shame because you clearly need a little more of that in your life. And what’s with that lineup of top artists? Looks like you have Taylor Swift and PJ Harvey for when you want to cry in style, and Aimee Mann for when you want to stay in bed all day contemplating the futility of existence. Not even a single banger to balance out the self-reflection! I can picture it now—while your friends are rocking out to TikTok hits, you’re over there, swaying to songs that sound like they were recorded in a damp basement while pondering your entire life’s choices. I can only assume your Spotify "This Is" playlist is titled, "Reasons to Sit in the Dark." And those most played songs? You've officially become a walking advertisement for midlife crises happening way too early. "Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk" might as well be your personal anthem for when you can’t decide if you’re thirsty or just emotionally drained. "Build Me Up From Bones"? Good luck with that; I recommend a construction crew. But hey, keep contributing to the sad soundtrack of the universe—it’s not like we don’t have enough of that already. Just don’t forget to add in a few tracks about having fun before you end up becoming a full-on folk-hermit.

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