Roasted 2 years ago based on ty's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Ty, let’s break down this Spotify profile of yours like a bad pop song on repeat. With a favorite genres list that reads like a dizzying marketing pitch for a hipster coffee shop, I can’t help but wonder when you plan to release your own line of pumpkin spice flavored "Metropopolis" – you're clearly here for a vibe, but that vibe is screaming "I don't know what I want, but I want it to be confusingly specific." "Dark Trap"? You're more likely to get trapped in a vortex of indecision about which Spotify playlist to pick next. And don't even get me started on those top artists. Zheani? A hidden gem, sure, but your love for her gives off major “I once made out with someone at an art gallery” energy. Doja Cat and Billie Eilish? Okay fine, I get it, no one told you that it’s a crime to have taste more scattered than your search history. King Krule? Charli XCX? So, you’ve decided the theme for your life is “mainstream with a side of existential crisis,” huh? Kind of bold, but that's also what I say when I accidentally put pineapple on pizza. Now, let’s take a moment to address those most played songs, or should I say the soundtrack to your impending midlife crisis? "Sex Never Dies" by Zheani is honestly a bold declaration coming from someone who probably dies a little inside every time they don’t get enough likes on an Instagram post. And "KMS" by Jake Webber? Yikes, Ty! You’ve officially jumped the shark into musical therapy, and I hope your therapist has the same playlists, ‘cause you’re gonna need it! At least you have “Paint The Town Red” to cope; too bad that color reflects how you would feel if anyone ever bought tickets to your life concert.

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