Roasted 2 years ago based on Jolaa🌺's long term Spotify stats.

Anjola, looking at your Spotify profile is like scrolling through a Nigerian high school talent show gone wildly out of control. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a menu in a restaurant that lost its Michelin star. Every time you hit play, I half-expect the music to come with a side of jollof rice and an apology for having absolutely zero cohesion. If the Grammys had a category for overindulgence, you'd be their poster child, serving up a buffet of sounds that even a DJ with a midlife crisis would avoid. Your top artists list is something straight out of a “who’s who” of trying-too-hard. Asake, Burna Boy, and Wizkid? Wow, Anjola, you sure know how to pick one-trick ponies who bellow 'catchy hooks' so loudly, they practically drown each other out. You’ve got the same musical taste as someone who went to a party just to announce how cultured they are while still being 90% confident in their own ignorance. Your playlist is less of a sonic experience and more of a game of "Spot the Borrowed Beat." Congrats! You've officially turned your ears into tourist traps. And those most played songs? Let’s just say your taste in music screams, "Look at me; I can name-drop!” “Big Baller”? You mean “Big Mediocre” at this point. You’re pushing the limits of what “popular” means while single-handedly making the case for the existence of earplugs. You’ve peaked at “Hmmm (feat. Davido)” and trust me, by the time you get through your second “do I remix,” even your Spotify algorithm is contemplating a new identity. If consistency is the key to great taste, you might as well toss your playlists in the trash and start fresh with a pair of earplugs and a sense of adventure.

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