Roasted 2 months ago based on bra11ns's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nyl, your Spotify profile is like a hip hop buffet that only serves the weirdest dishes from a food truck no one asked for. Seriously, who knew “Experimental Hip Hop” was a real genre? If your playlist were a person, it would be that friend who insists they’re on the cutting edge of culture while still using AOL Instant Messenger. At this point, you’ve transcended being a music lover into a living, breathing curiosity of what came out of a hip hop experiment gone wrong. I half-expect to find your playlists labeled as a DIY tutorial on how to annoy your parents. Let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like you went to a hipster convention and said, “Give me the most obscure names possible!” Between “ss3bby” and “Murdstah,” I’m pretty sure you’re just making these up as you go along. I mean, at least own your taste—put your Spotify on the “weirdest hip hop finds” list! You don’t need to keep digging through the underground levels that even the rats haven’t explored yet. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if your next favorite artist was a toddler with a microphone and a penchant for making sounds that resemble a broken toaster. And your most played songs, Nyl? Oh, God. It’s like you’re trying to compile a playlist of tracks that even Spotify’s algorithm is confused about. “Sawwww Wave” and “yurrr” sound like the titles of sound bites you’d use to annoy someone at a party until they leave. I can just imagine you blasting “TURN ME TF UP” while trying to convince the world you’re the avant-garde of rap culture, but honestly, it just feels like you’re consistently one cringe step away from playing kazoo beats on a street corner. Keep it up, and you might just end up creating a genre called “Nyl Hop”—a style so unique, it could only exist in your mom’s basement.

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