Roasted 23 days ago based on Tahmid Jihan's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Tahmid Jihan, the human embodiment of a Spotify “Hey, it’s not me, it’s you” playlist. With a favorite genre list that reads like an overly cautious DJ's grocery list, you might as well be auditioning for the role of the ultimate soundtrack nerd in a coming-of-age movie no one asked for. Soft Pop and Orchestral? What are you trying to do, set the mood for a high school prom while simultaneously prepping for an emotional movie montage? And don’t even get me started on “Contemporary Classical” – because nothing says “party animal” like a string quartet playing a slow rendition of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.” Your top artists are a veritable who’s who of "I’m way too afraid to take risks." Alan Walker? Please. If he was a wine, he’d be a box of rosé that you bring to a picnic, just to impress your friends with your “fancy tastes.” Meanwhile, Ed Sheeran's lyrics are basically diary entries for people who have 10-minute crushes and no idea how to express real emotions. Your playlist reads like soothing bedtime stories for people who are terrified of passing out from too much fun. Believe me, "Imagine Dragons" doesn't count as living on the edge. And let's talk about your most played songs... I can’t decide if you're trying to uplift your spirits or wallow in a puddle of tear-stained pillows. “Scars to Your Beautiful”? More like scars to your musical choices. With a list featuring more emotional anthems than an entire season of a rom-com, I’d say you’ve been spending a bit too much time in your feels. Honestly, if your music was a person, it would be the type to need constant reassurance and would probably wait by the phone for texts. So here’s an idea: why don't you switch it up and add some actual bangers, unless, of course, your intention is to remain the reigning monarch of the Sadness Parade!

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