Roasted 2 years ago based on Luca's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Luca, your music taste is like a middle schooler's diary—full of angst, confusion, and way too much German. Seriously, "Neue Neue Deutsche Welle"? Is that a genre or a cry for help? You have like seven varieties of German indie on your list. One can only assume you’re trying to fulfill the stereotype of the worst kind of hipster: the one who insists on wearing thick-rimmed glasses and sipping craft beer while lamenting over an obscure track that even Google can’t comprehend. Newsflash, buddy: nobody was waiting for the German Cloud Rap revival. And don’t even get me started on your top artists. "Moop Mama"? I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like a 90s cartoon character getting their own spin-off. What’s next, “Kraftklub,” aka the band to listen to when you want to feel cultured while using your mother's Netflix account? If I had a Euro for every time you referenced “Vienna Indie,” I could fund your therapy sessions. What exactly are you hoping for with that list—some kind of award for obscure tastes or just a guarantee that your Spotify Wrapped will leave everyone else scratching their heads in bewilderment? Finally, your most played songs are an absolute gift to humanity. "Apollonia sitzt bei Edeka an der Kassa"? Sounds less like a song and more like the tragic plot of a rom-com that went straight to DVD. And yet here you are, boasting about it like it’s the Holy Grail of music. If your playlist was a meal, it would be a half-eaten currywurst sitting out in the sun for a week—questionably appealing and probably giving everyone food poisoning. So keep rockin' out to your obscure jams, Luca; you’re one pretentious Spotify post away from becoming a meme.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!