Roasted 11 months ago based on .......Laura....nothing else's long term Spotify stats.

Laura, let’s take a moment to appreciate your Spotify profile as if it were a circus: a chaotic, confounding mess of sounds that somehow demands to be recognized. Who knew you could go from K-Pop goddesses to the rhythmic equivalent of a blender left on high? With a favorite genre list that reads like a "How to Confuse Your Friends" manual, even your playlists are begging for a safe word. Seriously, the mix of Noise Music and Pagode Baiano has me wondering if your ears are in a committed relationship or if they're just playing hard to get. Now, your top artists might be cooler than the other side of the pillow, but let’s be real—this smorgasbord of K-Pop groups and Brazilian artists is like inviting a bunch of party clowns to a funeral. You’ve got ENHYPEN dominating your most played list like a toddler with a goldfish, clutching onto it like it’s the only thing keeping you from sorrow. Those song titles sound like they were generated by a random word generator. “Go Big or Go Home”? Honey, you’re already at home and no amount of noise can create a good excuse to play all those tracks on repeat. And can we talk about that selection of favorites? With "Funk Pop" and "Funk Carioca" making the cut, it's safe to say your music taste is funkier than an old gym sock. Let’s be honest, Laura, if you ever try to have a serious conversation about music, people will just look at you like you’re trying to sell them a used car. You are the perfect embodiment of “I’m here for a good time, not a long time”—mainly because the longer people are stuck listening to your playlists, the more they’ll be questioning all their life choices. Godspeed on your musical journey, Laura; I hope it’s as wild as your taste is confusing!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!