Roasted 4 days ago based on Jeremy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jeremy, we've unearthed the musical equivalent of a SpongeBob episode: all bubblegum and no brain. With a playlist that reads like the emergency radio playlist of a malnourished teenager’s tragic mixtape, it’s no wonder you spend more time in the soft pop section than a pillow-fort-loving seven-year-old. Seriously, the number of times Bruno Mars appears in your top played songs is like you’re trying hard to prove to the world that you have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool. Soft pop, K-Pop, 90s classic rock — is there a theme here, or are you just trying to swindle Spotify into making you a personality? Your listening choices scream, “Please accept me! I only watch rom-coms and my only opinion on music is ‘If it's on the radio, it’s good!’” You could literally replace your entire profile with a simple caveat: “I’m emotionally unavailable but love driving in the rain with my windows down, listening to songs that completely define my midlife crisis way too early!” And “Nu Metal”? You sure you’re not the last person hanging onto that genre, longing for the days where poppy angst was your primary character trait? Your music taste has about as much edge as a rubber band, and at this point, you’d probably cry if someone played you a real heavy metal song. So take a seat, Jeremy, and embrace your melodramatic playlist. Just know that the rest of us will be here making fun of you while singing along to the "cooler" songs at the same time.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!