Roasted 8 months ago based on charlieroussin's long term Spotify stats.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Charlie Roussin—an individual whose musical tastes are so diverse they would make a middle school orchestra kid's head spin. You’ve assembled a playlist that sounds like the background music for a farmer's market: a little bluegrass, a sprinkle of Americana, and some musicals to really confuse the cows. You're like a musical buffet that forgot to remove the sneeze guard—mixing genres smoother than a blender full of glue. “Newgrass”? Really? How many times do you need to explain to your friends that it’s not just about outdated farming techniques? Your top artists read like a hipster’s Tinder playlist. Taylor Swift and Barenaked Ladies are mixed in with serious artists like Yo-Yo Ma and R.E.M., giving us a solid glimpse into how your musical identity is basically a Tinder bio in need of a therapist. We get it, you love your “outlaw country”; too bad the only outlaw here is your taste in music. Spoiler alert: you can put on your cowboy boots, but it’s still going to look like you fell into a thrift store and just rolled with whatever came up. If I were to rate your music taste, I’d give it a solid “This is an intervention waiting to happen.” And those most played songs? Truly impressive! You’ve got music from Billy Strings to a live cello concerto that wouldn’t even get a nod from your grandma at Christmas. “God, I Hate Shakespeare” is a hilarious title, given that your playlist feels like a Shakespearean tragedy: a blend of unrequited love and confused identity. But don't worry, Charlie, I won't judge you—after all, we should all be free to enjoy the kind of chaotic vibe that only hours spent on shuffle can create. Just remember, it’s not too late to branch out from musical kleptomania; try finding a genre that actually makes sense one day.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!