Roasted 2 years ago based on Caroline's long term Spotify stats.

Caroline, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster manifesto that was left out in the rain. With a favorite genre list longer than your last relationship, it's clear you've dedicated more time to finding a suitable jam than finding a suitable partner. Seriously, it’s like you entered a competition for the most obscure music tastes and forgot that no one was judging—except for everyone who browses through it. “Stomp And Flutter”? What does even that mean? Did you get lost in a Spotify rabbit hole and forget to come back? As for your top artists, the name "Richy Mitch & The Coal Miners" suggests you're one heartbroken banjo string away from trading your avocado toast for a train ticket to the last indie festival on Earth. It’s all sunshine and sad folk songs, Caroline. I can practically see you sitting on a hillside, sipping herbal tea, and just waiting for a butterfly to land on your finger while you serenade it with a two-hour set of “wholesome” tunes. And let's not even start on those repeated plays of "Lake Missoula" and “Snowbank Blues.” You're one more listen away from leading the world's most depressing sing-along at a retirement home. Your most played songs sound like they were picked from a break-up playlist shared between four different sad Instagram poets. I get it; you're deep, and sometimes that depth gets mistaken for being drowned in your own feels. But come on, Caroline! You could stand to diversify your playlist a bit; listening exclusively to “Growing/Dying” is like living your life on a very slow carousel of emotional turmoil. It’s 2023, and while your Spotify wrapped might show you stuck in sepia tones, there's a whole world out there—like the dance-pop genre—and one day you might surprise yourself by enjoying something that doesn't sound like it was recorded in a cozy, dimly lit cabin.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!