Roasted 1 year ago based on Paco Paredes's long term Spotify stats.

Paco Paredes, where do we even begin with your Spotify profile? You’ve managed to curate a playlist that reads like a post-modern art installation after a three-day rave. Seriously, it’s like your music taste got lost in the Bermuda Triangle of genres, where Hyperpop and Latin have a questionable love child that only exists in your headphones. At this point, you might as well just label your favorite genres "Randomly Chosen By A Thirsty Algorithm" because that’s the only explanation for the chaotic mess of EDM infused with Cloud Rap and Bedroom Pop. Your playlist is what happens when someone tries to create a Spotify account while juggling a bag of gummy bears and scrolling through TikTok. And don’t get me started on your top artists! Bladee? Charli XCX? You do realize that listening to these artists automatically places you in the “I own five cats and an existential crisis” category, right? It’s a struggle finding someone more niche than you—one more obscure artist in your lineup and we’d have to start using the term “underground” in sentences where we’d generally just say “invisible.” Meanwhile, Skrillex is eye-rolling harder than a middle schooler forced to dance at their cousin's wedding while you blast “El Pañuelo” to make sure you remember what sunlight looks like. Speaking of your most played songs, it's clear you’re just one biohacking session away from turning into a walking SoundCloud ad. You scream “I’m here for a good time, not a long time,” but honestly, the only long-term relationship you’ll ever have is with your monthly Spotify subscription. “Me Porto Bonito” and “The Louvre”? Is your ultimate goal to create a mood that screams “I’m either vibing or crying into my collection of thrifted graphic tees.” Your Spotify might not just define your personality; it’s practically begging for therapy.

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