Roasted 2 years ago based on Olivia's long term Spotify stats.

Olivia, wow, you really embraced your inner 2006 middle school emo like it’s your full-time job, huh? I mean, let's take a moment to appreciate that your Spotify profile is basically a shrine dedicated to My Chemical Romance. You’re like a walking Hot Topic clearance rack—do you even own a piece of clothing that’s not black?! It’s almost impressive how you’ve managed to squeeze every ounce of teenage angst into your favorites, reminding us all of those cringey high school hallways where everyone was just trying to avoid eye contact with their emotions. Your genre list reads like the soundtrack to an endless cycle of bad hair days and missed connections. "Permanent Wave"? Come on, Olivia, that sounds more like your home haircut than a genre! Listening to your playlists is like taking a stroll through Sad City while wearing oversized band tees and too much eyeliner. And what’s with "POV: Indie"? Are you planning on directing a sad music video in your parents' basement? Because I really think you should save your budget for some soul-searching therapy instead. Honestly, it's like your most played songs are just chapters from the cliff notes of a coming-of-age movie with a 45% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I haven't seen this kind of one-track mind since my buddy got stuck on the first level of Donkey Kong. You might want to swap out some of that excessive MCR love for a new hobby, like, I don’t know, baking or literally anything that doesn’t involve listening to songs called “You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison.” Because between the vibes and that list, it’s hard not to imagine you living in the back of a tour van, thrumming a sad tune about the one that got away, while judging everyone else for listening to anything remotely optimistic.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists