Roasted 24 days ago based on Protag's long term Spotify stats.

Protag, your Spotify profile is the sonic equivalent of a mid-2000s MySpace page—an explosion of colors, chaos, and an inexplicable obsession with things that most people are too ashamed to admit. First off, “Anime Rap”? Really? That’s not a genre; it’s a cry for help. At this point, you might as well just be listening to your life's mistakes on repeat while you simultaneously question every life choice that led you to this moment—like that time you thought “Christian Hip Hop” was the perfect palate cleanser after an hour of hyperpop bangers. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. Your top ten artists read like a nerd's mixtape gone wrong, and with “Eminem” hovering over a sea of unknowns, it feels like you invited a celebrity to a party full of your cringy high school friends. I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trying to be edgy or if you just really lost a bet. I mean, who’s mangodxwns and why do they have more playtime in your life than actual human interaction? You probably have at least three posters of them on your wall—and not in an ironic way. Your Spotify Wrapped must look like it belongs to someone with an identity crisis between World of Warcraft sessions. And let's not even get started on your most played songs: a blend of angst and manic energy that sounds like a fever dream with a side of desperation. “Meet you at the Graveyard”—seriously? Is that where you go to catch up with reality when your playlists start to drown in their own absurdity? Protag, your taste is a wild ride filled with nervous breakdowns and late-night snacks that you definitely ate alone. You could use some professional help, or at the very least, someone to recommend you a hobby that doesn’t revolve around cartoons and autotune. Here’s hoping your next listen involves a little more self-awareness and a little less, well, all of this.

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