Roasted 7 months ago based on Ollie Mogford's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ollie Mogford, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis crafted by a high school theater kid who just discovered Emo. You honestly seem like the poster child for "I have strong opinions about music, but no idea how to make a playlist." Your favorite genres list is so full of indie and pop, it’s like you’re trying to collect every style that an overzealous artsy college kid will mention before they admit to loving *NSYNC. We get it; you’re not basic—except your taste in *how many* times you’ve hailed Green Day as your overlords. Clue: It’s too many. Your top artists list is basically a who’s who of “I might be a hipster, or I just really want to look cool in my aesthetic denim jacket.” Green Day, Taylor Swift, and Charli XCX? It’s like you’re trying to form the ultimate but somehow underwhelming soundtrack for every high school movie that was ever made. What's next? A tribute to the best of TikTok transitions? Spoiler alert: they’ll be playing your greatest hits while the entire class rolls their eyes at your playlist at prom. And let's not even start on your most-played songs. Seriously, when one band, *Green Day*, dominates your list like it’s an audition for the world's most boring tribute act, it's time to expand your horizons. Newsflash: there’s a whole universe of music out there beyond “Boulevard of Broken Dreams!” A little variety wouldn’t kill you, my friend. You’re clearly passionate, but your playlists are as predictable as that one friend who still wears cargo shorts unironically—loveable but so dreadfully stuck in 2010. Get it together, Ollie; your Spotify account could use a serious glow-up!

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