Roasted 10 months ago based on akayyxrr's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s glvttery, the proud curator of what can only be described as “the world’s most niche music collection”—a playlist that screams “I really wish I lived in a Bollywood rom-com.” Seriously, your Spotify looks like it was made by someone who takes their chai with a side of existential crisis and an overwhelming desire to sob about their crush for three hours straight. Who knew "Desi Indie" and "Hindi Pop" could combine to create something more cringeworthy than a middle-aged dad trying to rap? And can we talk about those top artists? You’ve got the dynamic duo of Taylor Swift and… wait, who’s this? Aditya Rikhari? I didn’t realize there was an award for “Most Confusing Artist Pairing.” You’ve got one artist who’s breaking records and stealing hearts globally, and then there’s Aditya, who seems to only be breaking into the hearts of your Spotify algorithm. Come on, glvttery, at this point, I’m convinced your Spotify is just a sonic therapy session for your inner Bollywood star dreams that have yet to see the light of day. Your most played songs could make even the most affable of listeners question their life choices. I mean, “Karde Karam Tu (From 'Parwarish')”? Is that a song or an invitation to be trapped in a karaoke night you can’t escape from? The only thing more predictable than your playlist is your dating history—adorned with sad ballads and confused anthems about unrequited love. I have to hand it to you, though; your taste is so uniquely you—like a pineapple on pizza, utterly confusing but in a way that only you could love. Keep it up, but maybe throw in a little variety before your Spotify starts playing sad violin music every time it sees you log in.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!