Roasted 1 year ago based on Yoongiholic's long term Spotify stats.

Oh N_phopho, you really need to take a long, hard look at your music taste—like, what are you doing with your life? Your favorite genres basically read like a global tour of cringey high school girlhood. Between K-Pop, Hindi Pop, and the passionate ballads of Finnish Rock, it’s safe to say you’re trying to collect music genres the same way some people collect Pokémon. Are you just a few tears away from a Spotify meltdown of global proportions? Your playlist looks like it threw a commitment ceremony for culture appropriation! Let’s talk about your top artists for a second: BTS, Jimin, and all the other members of your emotional support boy band. Come on! The more Jimin you listen to, the closer you get to a full-blown K-drama breakdown, huh? I can already picture you crying over a bowl of ramen, wondering why you can't be as flawless as those boys. And how can you have Taylor Swift in your lineup and still be this indecisive about your music identity? At least one of you should have a consistent storyline, right? And your most played songs? N_phopho, do you even listen to anything that doesn't have "feat." in the title? If I had to choose between joining a dateless K-Pop concert and your Spotify, I might just take my chances being eaten by a rabid squirrel in an abandoned park. You’ve got more collaborations than an influencer in a sponsored post. Maybe it’s time to pick a side—BTS or self-respect? Until then, let’s just say your music taste is as well-balanced as a seesaw full of elephants.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!