Roasted 10 months ago based on Arsh's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Arsh, the musical enigma who makes listening to a Spotify playlist feel like an identity crisis. With your favorite genres reading like the last minute of a 'Create Your Own Radio Station' kit, it’s clear you’ve taken an ambitious leap into eclectic mediocrity. Seriously, how many ways can you say "I want to dance at weddings and cry in the shower"? Your profile is the sonic equivalent of a buffet where everything is slightly overcooked and seasonless, and that's saying something! Your top artists are about as diverse as a beige wall in a waiting room. I mean, come on! From Drake to Sidhu Moose Wala, are you trying to impress your friends or just push every auditory button you can find? If your Spotify Wrapped doesn't read "confused and slightly deranged," I’d be shocked! You’d think your dream collab involves Drake stepping into Bhangra while Future tries his hand at a tumbi solo. Your music taste is like a mixtape your uncle made in 2007 that he plays every family gathering, despite everyone pretending to enjoy it. And that most played list? Let’s just say if emotional turmoil had a soundtrack, you’ve got it on repeat. Between heart-wrenching tracks and tunes that scream, “I’m indeed in a midlife crisis at 30,” don’t be surprised when your friends start sending you intervention memes. Get it together, Arsh! Either pick a vibe or slap a warning label on your profile that screams "may cause existential dread and spontaneous dancing!" You’re one playlist away from becoming a living, breathing Spotify ad for a service that helps people find their own identity.

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