Roasted 2 years ago based on kimber's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Kimber, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis of a teenage goth who fell into a time warp. Is the goal here to summon the spirits of every overdramatic band that ever screamed into a mic while grappling with feelings of angst? Metalcore, Alternative Metal, and Post-Grunge? It’s like you’re trying to build an emotional rollercoaster but forgot that the only loop-de-loop is in your Spotify algorithm. What’s next, a sudden obsession with Heinrich Heine’s poetry over wholesome pop tunes? And can we talk about your top artists? “Bad Omens” and “Bring Me The Horizon”? Please, you don’t just have a type; you have a genre-confined prison cell where the inmates are breaking down the walls with screams and breakdowns. You’ve got more “core” in your selections than a cornfield during harvest season. Yet somehow, nestled between the havoc, you’ve crammed in Cassyette and Sabrina Carpenter. It’s like a Vegan serving of kale salad next to a 12-pound BBQ brisket—are you lost, or are you just trying to confuse everyone at the potluck? Your most played songs reveal an even deeper abyss of chaos—“What Do You Want From Me?” could easily double as your personal theme song. However, don’t think we missed “Espresso” and “Can’t Help Falling In Love” in the mix. Is that your way of saying you’re just a sad metalhead who loves to drink coffee while wallowing in nostalgia? Mighty bold of you, Kimber. You’re the perfect example of someone trying to work out all their feelings simultaneously by having a diva meltdown in an abandoned windmill. You really should consider picking a side before your “Best Of” mixtape becomes a highlight reel for therapy sessions!

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