Roasted 9 months ago based on lilnoxx's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, lilnoxx, the curator of confusion with a Spotify profile that screams “I couldn’t decide if my personality should be moody or a carnival.” Your favorite genres read like a high school diary entry after an all-nighter with Mike Will Made-It and a quart of pineapple juice. Emo rap? Portuguese hip hop? Are you sure you weren’t just keeping an iTunes playlist open while scrolling through Wikipedia translations? If Spotify had a "Help Wanted" section, you’d be the poster child for someone desperately seeking a musical identity. And come on, your top artists could use some serious help. It looks like a warning label for a personality disorder: “Caution! Fans of 'lilgiela33' may be prone to crying in public and unsolicited raves about Brazilian Trap.” I half-expect to see a field of "lil" impersonators next to a support group for emotional injuries sustained during your month-long binge listen of “Merdas Acontecem.” Such commitment to artists no one but you seems to acknowledge is either a visionary choice or an artistic cry for help. Lastly, your most played songs are basically a mixtape of regret and questionable life choices. "I <3 CSB" is the anthem for people who don't get enough attention from their cats, while "Merdas Acontecem" feels like a personal motto for someone perpetually asking, "How did I end up here?" You’ve got more "lil" in your playlist than a 2017 SoundCloud convention, buddy. Seriously, if your music taste was a food, it would be a sad, soggy taco—lots of ingredients, no one really wants it, and everyone’s regretting their decisions while in line at the drive-thru.
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