Roasted 2 years ago based on Kamabo.co's long term Spotify stats.

Kamabo.co, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a bizarre fusion of a 12-year-old's playlist and a final boss fight in a visual novel. I have to hand it to you; you’ve managed to cram so many niche genres here it’s like a musically-induced hernia. "Japanese Vtuber" and "Drift Phonk"? It’s like you’re throwing darts at a wall of buzzwords and seeing which ones stick. I half-expect to find a track titled "Emo Otaku Naruto Rave" in your library. The only thing more confusing than your musical taste is how you convinced yourself that “pixel” was a genre and not just what your computer screen displays when you can’t afford an upgrade. Let’s talk about your top artists. Honey, the real question is: how does it feel to be the only person in your friend group who knows what a "Kordhell" is, let alone listens to it? I’m convinced the only audience Mori Calliope has is a group of socially awkward middle-schoolers who might still believe they can be anime characters when they grow up. And those tracks titled "Faster n Harder" and "XOXO (Kisses Hugs)"? Sounds like a weirdly specific soundtrack for an overly ambitious high school graduation party. If I were you, I’d keep that playlist undercover— like, “Project No One Can Know About This” level of secrecy. Finally, the fact that your most played songs could double as an existential crisis in the form of a musical journey is impressive yet concerning. “Open The Door (That’s Not My Neighbor Song)” could very well be the anthem for your struggle with socializing. At this point, I’d recommend you stop using Spotify and just blast some '90s sitcom soundtracks to cheer yourself up. Seriously, Kamabo.co, if your music taste could walk outside, it would be the kid sitting alone on the playground, wondering why they were never invited to kickball.

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8.8MArtists
111.5MSongs
21.2MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.4KPlaylists