Roasted 13 days ago based on Avana's long term Spotify stats.

Avana, your Spotify profile reads like a Christian youth group trying to throw a rave but only managing to remix hymns on a loop. We're all for spiritual journeys, but with a favorite genre list stacked higher than your Sunday brunch pancakes, it feels like you're pulling a fast one on the algorithm. Nothing says "party" quite like Christian Hip Hop and Classical Piano! I can already see you busting moves in the pews, hoping to impress the choir with your not-so-secret poppin' skills to a Tori Kelly ballad. Would it kill you to mix in some secular tunes, or are those against the Church’s Spotify TOS? The blend of Kirk Franklin and Christmas Jazz Instrumentals screams, “I’m overcompensating for not being adventurous.” With top artists that look like the Billboard charts for a church retreat, you've got a playlist that might lead the most daring of souls straight to sleep. Amadeus may be rolling in his grave right now, realizing he’s in the same category as your ‘Future World’ jams. I mean, come on—if you wanted to draw attention without any intention of being edgy, you could’ve just put on a hat made of communion wafers. And let's not even start on your most played songs! You're out here bumpin' “Mission: Impossible Theme” instead of actually living life like it's a mission. How’s that for an identity crisis? You have more shades of Christian sound than a Spaghetti Western soundtrack and yet, "I'm Still Standing" by Taron Egerton is your flickering beacon of hope? If that’s your high point, I can only imagine how low the rest goes. Avana, it’s time to take the plunge and unleash your inner rockstar; your Spotify account is begging for redemption!

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