Roasted 2 years ago based on Cesar's long term Spotify stats.

Cesar, buddy, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster manifesto. With nine genres of hip hop listed, are you running a music library or preparing for a rap-ological study of the species? You’ve got more “alternative” in here than the entire cast of a Netflix rom-com trying to prove how quirky they are. Dark Trap and Conscious Hip Hop? How do you manage to vibe with the existential dread of the underground while also pondering the moral implications of fresh kicks in a single playlist? Your top artists are like the ultimate “I read The New Yorker” playlist for guys who don’t actually read. Kanye West and Deftones side by side? That’s not a top artist list; that’s you desperately trying to convince your Tinder matches you're complex. And JPEGMAFIA? Come on, who are you trying to impress, the 11 people who’ve heard of him? You're one obscure artist away from hosting a pretentious podcast on the meaning of life in relation to beats per minute. And then there’s the list of most played songs, which honestly sounds like the soundtrack for a mid-life crisis waiting to happen. “Misty” by Erroll Garner followed by “PRIDE.” by Kendrick Lamar? Is this a playlist for when you want to applaud yourself for being both savvy and melancholic? Let’s be real here, you’re just one more play of “Chandelier” from trading in your Spotify account for a pair of cargo shorts and a Sideways DVD. Welcome to adulthood, where your Spotify says you're still figuring it out!

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