Roasted 1 year ago based on Bieb's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Bieb, your Spotify profile reads like an uninformed teenager’s search history after a night of heavy coffee and anime binge-watching. I mean, Vocaloid? Really? What’s next, creating a shrine for the ghost of Hatsune Miku in your mom’s basement? With a favorite genres list that’s longer than my college syllabus, I half-expect to see “K-Pop Dance Tutorial” nestled between "noise music" and "gabber”—which, let's be honest, sounds more like a medical diagnosis than a music genre. Your top artists look like the result of a high-stakes game of "pick a name out of a hat" after a five-hour arcane K-Pop documentary marathon. I can only imagine you sitting there, headphones on, letting the sweet sounds of middle-school angst wash over you while you furiously Google “how to talk to girls” amidst a playlist that screams “please don’t judge me.” And by the way, Maretu and Rebzyyx? Just stop. I didn’t know all the musically-challenged kids finally got recording deals, but you seem determined to give them the number one spot on your charts. And those most played songs? “INTERNET OVERDOSE”? Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy! With tracks proclaiming their own melodrama, I half expect to see Bieb's music library come with a warning label like a pack of cigarettes. But I salute your quest to gather the most unpronounceable names like a Pokémon trainer on caffeine. Next time, though, maybe consider branching out? Try, I don’t know, listening to music that doesn’t make people want to gouge their eyes out? Keep it up, and you’ll singlehandedly redefine what it means to have "terrible taste."

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!