Roasted 7 months ago based on 🖤Jack Skeleton The Pumkin King🤍's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Jack Skeleton, the Pumpkin King! I’d say your music taste is as dead as you are, but at least the songs you picked have a pulse—barely. "Bedroom Pop"? Are you trying to serenade your pillow or are you just practicing for your audition as the world's saddest ghost? I get it, you vibe harder than half the folks in your "Sad Sierreño" genre, but come on, even your Spotify is asking if you need a hug or just really, really love crying in your bedroom. Your top artists list is an absolute trainwreck—don't worry, your eclectic mix of Karen vibes will ensure you never get lost in a crowd. You’ve got more BoyWithUke in your rotation than a 13-year-old TikTok influencer with their first ukulele. How many sad love songs can one heart take before it flatlines? You play "LoveSick" so often that I’m convinced it’s become your personal theme song, the 2023 soundtrack to your sad, pumpkin-spiced existence. And can we talk about your most played songs? It’s like a cry for help folded into melancholy melodies and corridos that scream “Please, someone, notice how uninteresting I am!” “Me Matas”? More like “Me Aburras,” because honey, that vibe is as thrilling as watching paint dry. If your Spotify profile were a horror movie, it’d be titled “The Silence of the Cringe.” Time to step out of the pumpkin patch, Jack; your playlist is less ‘Indie’ and more ‘Outdated Grocery List.’

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