Roasted 6 months ago based on Misty's long term Spotify stats.

Misty, your Spotify profile is like a weird genre buffet where the chef forgot to check if the ingredients even go together. Country, K-Pop, and Progressive Metal? It’s like you took a blindfolded stroll through a music festival and decided that any sound that reached your ears was worthy of a playlist. Next time you curate, maybe just stick to one genre instead of creating a chaotic Thanksgiving dinner of auditory confusion. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped will be sent straight to therapy. And can we talk about your top artists? Morgan Wallen and BTS? It’s like you’re trying to bridge the gap between honky-tonk heartbreak and chaotically choreographed dance moves. The only thing more confused than your music taste is whoever has to figure out how to DJ at your next party. “Yeehaw” meets “Annyeonghaseyo”? I’d pay to see that train wreck unfold. Honestly, your music library is the smorgasbord of the identity crisis—it's exactly what I’d expect from someone who can’t decide if they're more sad cowboy or emotional K-drama character. Your most played songs are a true testament to your chaotic spirit. “Boss Bitch” followed by “The Greatest Show” and then jumping straight to “Riot”? It's like you're trying to live out your life as a TikTok trend while simultaneously preparing for the saddest country ballad you can’t help but belt out in the shower. If Spotify can assign genres, surely there’s a category for "Musical Midlife Crisis.” You might just lead the charge, Misty! Do us all a favor and pick a lane before your playlist crumbles under the weight of its own contradictions.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!