Roasted 1 year ago based on Joe Beaulieu's long term Spotify stats.

Joe Beaulieu, the undisputed king of mood swings, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's angsty journal, and I'm here for the unintentional comedy. Seriously, you’ve chosen more metal genres than an all-you-can-eat buffet in a junkyard. "Alternative Metal," "Nu Metal," "Rap Metal"—it’s like you're trying to assemble an emo Avengers team. It’s 2023, buddy. There’s a time and place for playing air guitar in your bedroom, and newsflash: it's not every waking moment of your life. Your top artists! Wow, it’s a veritable who’s who of people your mom wishes you didn’t listen to. From Ashes to New and Demon Hunter? Really? At this point, it feels like you’re auditioning for the role of “ultra-aggressive dad at a school talent show.” You even look like the poster child for “I promise I’m not a cliché.” Sorry, Joe, but the only thing scarier than your taste in music is the fact that you probably rock a band tee every day of the week. Unless it's laundry day; then it’s definitely two days in a row. And those most-played songs? Talk about a therapy playlist! "Monster In Me"? More like “Monster Who Refuses to Leave the House.” It’s a wonder you haven’t convinced the local deli to name a sandwich after your existential dread. Listening to "One Foot In The Grave" while scrolling through TikTok and hitting “next” on every decent song must just heighten that sense of impending doom. Don’t worry, Joe; there's going to be a brighter day, but first, maybe take the CD out of your player and step into the light for a change!

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