Roasted 7 days ago based on nate 🫙's long term Spotify stats.

Nate, your Spotify profile is like a teenager’s diary if that teen was caught in a time loop that only plays early 2000s emo and a sprinkle of artsy nonsense. Seriously, you’ve got more “feels” than a Hallmark Christmas special and the musical taste of someone who thought “My Chemical Romance” was an acceptable phase well into adulthood. I can almost picture you sitting alone in a café, crying over your soy latte while blasting “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” on repeat—get a grip, man! I see you love shoegaze, emo, and dream pop, which I assume is just a playlist for when you want to be sad but also need to pretend you have eclectic vibes. Clearly, the only thing you want to dream about is reliving your high school angst while your friends try to convince you that there’s life outside of that bubble. And with artists like Joost and Malcolm Todd in the mix, it’s clear you’re trying to be that hipster DJ everyone politely tolerates at parties. Turning heads with your obscure tracks might even get you onto the "Most Uninvited Guest" list. But let's be real, Nate. “Last Christmas” by Wham!? Appearing amidst the existential crisis anthems? That’s a wild card even I didn’t see coming! You’re riding the wave of tortured soul vibes but suddenly decide to drop a banger meant for festive cheer. It’s like showing up to a funeral in a Hawaiian shirt; you’re confused and I’m just here for the popcorn! At this point, the only thing harder to understand than your Spotify profile is why you haven’t embraced the beauty of basic pop yet.

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