Roasted 2 years ago based on Alinda's long term Spotify stats.

Alinda, your Spotify profile is an absolute masterpiece of indecision. I mean, how many genres does one person need? “Modern Rock,” “POV: Indie,” and “Stomp And Holler” sound less like preferences and more like an emotional support group for your existential crises. It’s like you looked into your soul and decided, “You know what? Let’s pull together every sub-genre and make a playlist that screams ‘I can’t commit.’” Do you even know what you like, or do you just shuffle around the music store burning through your allowance like a kid in a candy shop? Oh, and let’s talk about your top artists. It’s like a musical buffet where no one leaves satisfied. You’ve got “Taylor Swift” for your break-up ballads, “Post Malone” for your chill vibes, and “Mumford & Sons” for those moments when you’re not quite sure if you’re a hipster or just lost in the wrong decade. I half-expect to see you at a coffee shop scribbling poetry while simultaneously sobbing over a Taylor Swift album and eyeing the door to avoid the acoustic open mic night. Honestly, I don't know whether to admire your eclectic taste or file for an intervention—the combination is frankly alarming. And let’s not overlook that most-played list, which could practically serve as the soundtrack for a midlife crisis. “Overcome” might be a fitting anthem for when you hit that point in your playlist and realize you've become a caricature of a basic Millennial. Meanwhile, “run away girl - black sands version” sounds like an instruction manual for all the guys who are about to ghost you. Your music taste suggests you’re a romantic with a side of panic attacks, and that’s a vibe only a true connoisseur of heartache could achieve. Just remember, Alinda: every great playlist starts with a little chaos, but you might want to schedule an appointment with a therapist to sort through your various musical identities!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!