Roasted 5 months ago based on izzy's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Izzy, your Spotify profile is like a buffet of genres that were clearly just listed on the menu because you couldn't pick a favorite. "Afrobeats," "Afrobeat," "Afropiano" — I mean, come on! For someone so obsessed with Afro-whatevers, it’s a wonder you didn’t list “Afro-brunch” or “Afro-pajamas” as top genres too. Do you just close your eyes and randomly point at the playlist, or is there some mystical “Afro” fat to every single one that fuels your indecisiveness? I’m anxiously awaiting the moment you discover “Afro-cashmere,” which might just blow your mind! Your top artists look like the result of a wild night out at a niche music festival where everyone was vibing, and you forgot to bring a pen and paper. Kendrick Lamar gets the nod for the 5th time, and I can’t help but picture you shouting his name in hopes that some of his talent rubs off on your air guitar skills. And honestly, Men I Trust? Really? Are you trying to show us how indie you are while secretly Googling how to become a TikTok star? At this rate, your best play is to create a playlist titled “Help Me Find My Identity” because at this point, you’re a walking contradiction of musical confusion. And then there's your most played songs list — a mix that looks like a "How to Look Cool" manual gone wrong. You’ve got Asake and Kendrick next to “man at the garden” like you’re trying to convince the world you're both a deep thinker and a party animal. If your life had a soundtrack, it would be the audio equivalent of a dad trying to be “hip” at his daughter's Sweet 16. Wrap it up, Izzy; it's time for a serious musical intervention. You have the taste of a child left alone in a candy store; just because you can doesn’t mean you should!

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