Roasted 2 years ago based on joulesmcn's long term Spotify stats.

Hey joulesmcn, your Spotify profile reads like a Yelp review of a hipster coffee shop that never actually serves coffee. With a favorite genres list longer than a toddler's tantrum meltdown, you might want to check if “Niche Overload” is a recognized category. Seriously, “Metropopolis”? It sounds like a city that only exists in your overly curated music fantasies. I half-expect "Vaporwave Whale Sounds" to make the cut next. Your top artists could only be appreciated on a rainy day while staring blankly at the wall, contemplating the meaning of life—though judging by your playlist, the answer is clearly “just vibing with my indie feels.” Who knew "blanket fort music" had a genre? You’ve got more pastel pop queens than a Lisa Frank art supply aisle. That being said, I commend you for including some musicians who are actually alive. I mean, you definitely run the risk of someone mistaking you for a walking Spotify ad for the most unambitious emo revival. And let’s talk about your most played songs. You really went all out on this curation, eh? With a line-up like this, it’s as if you’re trying to win a participation trophy in the “self-aware sadness” Olympics. The track "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)"? I can’t tell if it’s homage or self-punishment—a ten-minute chronicling of heartbreak that’s somehow only tied at the hip with your taste in life choices. So congrats, your Spotify reflects the emotional range of a soggy piece of bread! At least now I know where to go for ambient noise when I need to lull myself to sleep.

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