Roasted 16 days ago based on ghostlycosmic's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, ghostlycosmic, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a hipster after they’ve had one too many cups of overpriced coffee. Your music taste is so overwhelmingly niche, it’s practically a cryptid. Those genres? You’ve got more layers than an onion and somehow even less appeal. “Shoegaze”? More like “I-can’t-see-the-light-of-day-because-I’m-drowning-in-emo.” And really, with "Slowcore" and “Rage Rap” on the same list, it seems like you can’t decide whether you want to cry yourself to sleep or fight everyone in the room—how very Millennial of you! Let’s talk about your top artists! Why do I feel like half of them belong in an indie hipster’s “artistic midlife crisis” playlist? Seriously, “Mac DeMarco”? The dude is cooler than you, and that’s a challenge considering he wears Hawaiian shirts like they’re part of his contract. And don’t even get me started on “Dean Blunt”—is that a musician or a ghost haunting the abandoned houses of your tepid music choices? It’s not a good sign when half your top artists sound like they name their albums after their emotional breakdowns, but hey, at least it gives you something to relate to as you wallow in existential dread! Your most played songs paint a picture even more tragic than your taste in genres. “A New Kind Of Love - Demo”? I’d call that the soundtrack to your future singlehood—standard fare for someone who probably sends sad emojis to their crush. “Lovefool” by The Cardigans—talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy! With your playlist, it’s clear that you not only have commitment issues when it comes to relationships but with your taste in music as well. So keep on vibing in your ghostly little corner of the universe, but don't blame the rest of us when we're too busy enjoying the warmth of the mainstream to join your chilly shoegaze dance party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!