Roasted 9 months ago based on Vic H-E's long term Spotify stats.

Vic H-E, huh? I see your Spotify profile is like a hipster's dream gone completely off the rails. With a 'favorite genres' list longer than an awkward silence at a PBR-fueled party, it’s clear your musical knowledge peaked in a college dorm room filled with thrift store furniture and existential dread. Seriously, if "indie" had a face, it would probably look like you trying way too hard to impress the barista at the local café with your obscure knowledge of neo-psychedelic bands and the fact that you can pronounce "Khruangbin". It’s adorable, really. Your top artists list reads like a template for someone who just discovered Spotify last week and thought, “You know what? I’ll seem cultured if I mix Elvis with Wet Leg.” Because who doesn’t love a bit of confusion in their playlists? Are you trying to be this generation's musical connoisseur or just collecting obscure artists like they’re Pokémon? "Gotta catch 'em all" must be your life motto if your Spotify Wrapped looked like a scavenger hunt for every band that ever performed at a coffeehouse. Newsflash: just because they’re featured on an indie blog doesn’t give you a passport to hipsterdom. And let's chat about your most played songs. You act like you’re holding the secrets of the universe with that fantasized list, but it screams “please validate me.” “Running Up That Hill” next to “Midnight Train to Memphis”? I mean, come on, Vic, even your playlists can’t decide if they want to throw a house party or have a breakdown in the back of an Uber. You’ve got so much noise rock in there it’s like your Spotify is a bad relationship—you talk a big game, but deep down, it’s the same sad playlist playing over and over while you wonder what went wrong. Here’s a tip: It’s not them, it’s you!

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