Roasted 2 years ago based on 𝒴𝒶𝓌𝓃𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, 𝒴𝒶𝓄𝓃𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓃, the true pop connoisseur of your mom's basement. Your Spotify profile reads like a sad diary of an angsty teenager who just discovered how to use "soft" filters on Instagram. I see you've put together a playlist with “Favourite Genres” to help disguise the fact that you really just want to cry it out on a nightly basis to beachy trends like “Bedroom Pop” and “Indie Pop.” Honestly, calling your music taste “eclectic” is a compliment; the truth is, it’s just a messy breakup playlist masquerading as a sophisticated selection. Don’t worry, every song is just about someone who’s either left you or too busy rolling their eyes at your feelings. Your top artists do have some serious vibes, but it’s like you're collecting the most self-indulgent musical thespians to win the "Who Can Whine More Contest." I mean, Lana Del Rey and Mitski? You really went for the full-on existential crisis package. You could host a support group for your sad-girl playlists, heartbroken over a fictional character named "Saul" who never returned your love after an intense week of Netflix binge-watching. And don't even get me started on “Cigarettes After Sex”— as if the world needed another reminder that you find artistic expression in the monotonous actions of smoking and staring at walls. And let’s give a nod to your “Most Played Songs,” which look like an “I’m not bitter, just devastated” mixtape featuring the greatest hits of melodrama. "Cheerleader" by OMI? Really? Are you secretly hoping that someday someone will cheer for you, too? Your musical selections define commitment issues, wrapped tightly in the reverb of your feelings. If this is the soundtrack of your life, I’d recommend carrying around a teardrop-shaped lamp for dramatic lighting during your existential crisis soliloquies. Remember: it’s not that deep, you just really need a hobby outside of crying and overanalyzing lyrics!

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