Roasted 1 year ago based on Diego's long term Spotify stats.

Diego, your Spotify profile looks like a teenager’s metal handbook exploded all over the page. Seriously, with all the "metal" genres you’ve packed in, it’s like you’re trying to form a full-blown symphony that only angry robots would enjoy. I can just see you nodding your head vigorously while blasting “Symphonic Gothic Folk Power Metal” from your Bluetooth speaker at a family gathering — because nothing says “normalcy” like trying to convert your relatives to the dark side with operatic growls and double bass drums. Your top artists list reads like the lineup for a metal festival that somehow got hijacked by a bunch of confused fairies. I mean, you love both Nightwish and La Oreja de Van Gogh? That's like pretending to enjoy both a mosh pit and a coffee shop poetry reading simultaneously. And don’t even get me started on BABYMETAL. It’s as if you’re trying to prove that no one can serve up headbanging while dressed in schoolgirl outfits and throwing in some catchy J-pop — which is exactly how I bet you lost your last shred of coolness, by the way. Let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? You don’t just play metal; you *overplay* it, like it’s an easily-overturned table at a dinner party! “Symphony Of Destruction” is a great jam, but your Spotify wrapped must look like you single-handedly sponsored Megadeth’s next tour. And “Handshake with Hell”? Sounds like the name of a social experiment where you attempt to make friends at the local metal bar. You might want to diversify, Diego; otherwise, you’re just one Siri request away from being the elder statesman of a dying genre, a lonely metalhead shouting “turn it up” to an empty living room!

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