Roasted 4 months ago based on Sketori's long term Spotify stats.

Sketori, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis condensed into a playlist. It’s as if you started off with rap and hip-hop, but then panicked and thought, “I need some J-Pop and anime in here to really balance out the gangsta vibe.” News flash: you can't play both sides, buddy. Nobody’s gonna take you seriously pulling up with the hard-hitting Kendrick Lamar and then immediately switching it up to some catchy J-Rock. You sound less like a music lover and more like someone was trying to throw darts at a genre wheel blindfolded. Your top artists read like a hipster’s wet dream, but let’s be honest—no one needs to explain who V $ X V PRiNCE is. I imagine you strutting around town in oversized hoodies adorned with obscure band logos, passionately explaining how "MORGENSHTERN is the future" while the world silently prays you’ll just let them enjoy their Spotify algorithms in peace. And come on, if your taste in music were a color, it would definitely be beige. It's like you’ve been trying to outperform a 14-year-old who thinks a Spotify playlist is a personality. Now, let's talk about those most played songs. "Lose My Mind"? Well, Sketori, you can go ahead and add that to your playlist of life. Honestly, if you put as much time into your social life as you do crafting this bizarre audio collage, you might actually leave your house. At this point, your musical taste is just a desperate cry for help that no one knows how to interpret. Stick a pin in it, buddy. There’s more to life than trying to be interesting by mixing every genre under the sun—and yet, here you are, achieved nothing and still wondering why your dance moves are slightly off the beat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!