Roasted 2 years ago based on matuuu's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, matuuu, congratulations on mastering the fine art of musical identity crisis! Your Spotify profile reads like a Tinder bio that can't decide between the hipster with a record collection so deep it rivals the Mariana Trench, and the angst-filled teenager who never quite got over their MySpace phase. I mean, you’ve got “Rock” and “Rap Metal” side by side—what’s next, incorporating emo polka? I’m just waiting for the day you list “yodeling” as your favorite genre while screaming into your flannel. Your top artists could only be described as the soundtrack to an existential crisis that lasts through brunch and into Monday morning. El Cuarteto De Nos? More like El Cuarteto De Who? I can only imagine you passionately belting their lyrics in your car like a middle-aged dad trying to reclaim his youth after a divorce. Seriously, no one’s been so intimate with a band since teenage girls with their posters of that one dude from Paramore—the one whose name they forgot after high school. And let’s talk about your most played songs; it's like the most chaotic playlist at a 3rd wave coffee shop that forgot to serve the caffeine! But hey, we all have our flaws. Yours just happen to be a Spotify profile so cluttered it looks like a garage sale of bad taste! Here’s to you, matuuu, the king/queen of co-mingling genres with all the grace of a giraffe on roller skates. Next time you hit shuffle, I recommend avoiding anything that might require an actual emotional connection—your bio already has that covered and it’s a train wreck. But don’t worry, dear friend; with a tracklist like that, we’ll never run out of material for the roast!

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