Roasted 2 years ago based on Rodrigo's long term Spotify stats.

Anon, your Spotify profile looks like the world’s saddest playlist at a midlife crisis support group. With more BoyWithUke songs than actual friends, it’s clear you’re navigating life like a lost puppy trying to find the exit of a particularly gloomy dog park. Seriously, you love sad Sierreno so much, I’m surprised you don’t have a crown for king of the “pity party” genre. Your emotional depth is like shallow water—perfect for a quick dip but definitely not deep enough for any serious diving. And let’s talk about those artists. You’re floating between corridos and indie pop like they’re two mismatched socks you couldn’t be bothered to pair up. I mean, Natanael Cano, Peso Pluma, and BoyWithUke? It’s like your taste in music is sponsored by an anxiety-ridden teenager who just discovered heartbreak. Congratulations on single-handedly redefining the “sad boy in plaid” vibe for a new generation, though—one where the plaid is ironically vintage, and the tears are real. As for your most played songs, it's almost impressive how repetitively you cling to the heartbreaking lyrics of BoyWithUke. "Sick of U"? More like "Sick of You Playing the Same Song Over and Over." At this point, your relationship with his music is looking like an uninvited long-term commitment. It’s time to explore new melodies, my friend. If you don’t diversify your playlist soon, even Spotify’s algorithm will throw its hands up and abandon you to your melancholic fate like a bad rom-com plotline!

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