Roasted 4 days ago based on Wheels's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Wheels, the living embodiment of an angsty teenager who somehow forgot to grow up past 2003. Your taste in music reads like a high school mixtape compiled by a kid who just discovered eyeliner and thought “hey, let’s just stick every subgenre of metal in here.” With genres like "Folk Metal" and "Power Metal" littering your list, it’s a wonder you don’t also have a segway for indoor use while blasting “We Will Rock You” at a barbecue. Honestly, your music taste is the soundtrack of someone desperately trying to be "deep and misunderstood" while using more mood rings than normal adult humans. Your top artists range from the vaguely recognizable to the "please stop, I can't take it anymore." Motionless In White? More like Motionless In Your Life Choices. And let's not even get started on Imagine Dragons; if they're your go-to for “alternative,” I can only assume you've been keeping a diary since you were 12 with entries titled “Why Are People So Mean?” Look, we get it. You have feelings! But throwing every cliche into your playlist doesn’t make them any more profound—it just shows you’ve probably been wearing black clothes since before you even knew what a job application looked like. When it comes to your most played songs, it’s an explosion of melodrama that could make a soap opera look like a docuseries on the history of silence. Songs like "Your Betrayal" and "Thoughts & Prayers" are not just music choices; they’re desperate cries for validation from someone one cup of coffee away from a full-blown existential crisis. So, keep blasting those tunes, Wheels! Because if anyone needs the soundtrack to a breakdown, it’s you. But trust me, when your “deep” playlists make you sound more like a studio audience from a late-night emo comedy than a rock star, maybe it's time to, I don't know, give Lady Gaga a spin?

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