Roasted 9 months ago based on Sophie Hall's long term Spotify stats.

Sophie Hall, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis in a cornfield! With a favorite genre list that could double as a ‘how to lose friends and alienate people’ manual, it’s clear you’re stuck in the musical backwoods. Seriously, I don’t know whether to congratulate you on your eclectic taste or check you into an emergency therapy session for your Luke Combs obsession. Do you have the entire collection on loop while you sip sweet tea and wait for that pickup truck to roll in? And while we're at it, you really outdid yourself with that top artist lineup. It’s like you combined the ‘who’s who’ of middle America’s identity crisis with a splash of wannabe hipster. Is it possible to be this predictable and still think you’re a surprise party? I can hear the collective shrieks of every DJ at a high school dance from here as you proclaim your love for both McFly *and* Morgan Wallen. That’s like being excited about eating either a bland salad or a slightly less bland salad; it doesn’t matter which you pick, the end result is still the same disappointment. Now your most played songs list is a national treasure, with an archaeologist-level of digging required to figure out how you landed on "Dirt on My Boots" while remaining blissfully unaware of the *actual* good music out there. I can only imagine your listening experience involves sitting in a truck bed, staring at a sunset, and wallowing in nostalgia about a life you’ve never led. If your playlist were an animal, it would be a confused cow—just standing there, not knowing whether to moo about heartaches or join a jam band. Keep rocking those boots, Sophie; they’re doing a great job of burying your musical aspirations under six feet of country twang!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!