Roasted 1 year ago based on Nyekyoo's long term Spotify stats.

Tom Cornelissen! Your Spotify profile is a glorious homage to the world’s most pretentious flight of teenage angst. With a collection of music genres longer than a Twilight novel, you wield an arsenal of "metal" like you're training for the Olympics. "Progressive Metal," "Gothic Metal," and "Swedish Progressive Metal"—it’s like you threw darts at a board of imaginary sub-genres while trapped in a Hot Topic! If only they had a category for "Spending the Better Part of Your Life with Your Goosebumps Soundtrack," then you’d be a day-one hall of famer. Your top artists are an impressive roster of existential crises wrapped in distorted guitar riffs. Leprous? Soen? I’m surprised these aren’t listed under your favorite doctors since they’re clearly the ones treating you for your unyielding conflict with the outside world. Apocalyptica is on your list, Tom, but aren’t they really just an orchestra’s cry for help because they ended up in a mosh pit instead of Carnegie Hall? Thanks for bringing the symphony down to your level; I'm sure Mozart died a little inside knowing his legacy's equivalent is playing soundtrack to your emo breakups. And let’s talk about your most played songs! You’ve got 17 tracks by Leprous and your algorithm is sweating harder than you during a family gathering. Do all these “melodic” titles mean you’re serenading your plants, or are they merely your last-ditch effort to make friends in your basement? “Be Hard on Yourself (I) the Tear in the Big Picture”—I see you're using music to channel your inner angst, but it’s okay, Tom, the world still loves you, from a safe distance, preferably with earplugs!

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