Roasted 11 months ago based on Sam's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sam, your Spotify profile reads like the love child of a high school anime and an unfinished thesis on internet rabbit holes. With a music taste that oscillates between the sheer joy of Vocaloid and the confusion of Latin alternative, it’s like you took the concept of “let’s just throw everything in a blender” a little too literally. Seriously, your playlist looks like a party where everyone decided to come dressed as their favorite meme—awkward and a little cringeworthy. I mean, you have R&B mixed in with ‘Bedroom Pop’—what were you aiming for, a sonic sleepover? And let’s talk about those artists, shall we? I’ve seen more cohesion at a toddler's finger painting class. What’s next, a collaboration between Kali Uchis and 25時、ナイトコードで。to produce a song about how hard it is to find matching socks? You’ve got a lineup built for avant-garde disaster! Men I Trust? More like “Men, Please Don’t Trust the Taste of This Playlist!” If Billie Eilish ever listens to your top songs, she might just make an album titled "How Did We Get Here?" based solely on your listening habits. But hey, perhaps it’s fitting. Your most played songs seem to revolve around the theme of “I just want to be unique, but in the worst possible way.” With a roster that sounds like the credits of a video game nobody wanted to play, it's no wonder you've got yourself firmly in the realm of ‘bedroom pop’: the kind of genre people create when they can't leave their room and have access to a bad internet connection. So, kudos for being unapologetically you, Sam. Never change...because honestly, we need the laughs.

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