Roasted 1 year ago based on Ahmed's long term Spotify stats.

Ahmad, looking at your Spotify profile is like staring into the emo abyss where even the shadows roll their eyes. Your love for "My Chemical Romance" is so intense, it's clear you’re one mixtape away from declaring a national holiday in their honor. I mean, you’ve got enough MCR in your most played list to warrant a restraining order—are you sure you don’t need a therapist instead of a playlist? It’s cute that you insist on chronicling every tear-stained moment of your life through their music; too bad no one has told you that being dramatic isn’t a genre. Your genre diversity is about as wide as a single metal thread—alternative metal, nu metal, rap metal? Isn’t that just code for “I don’t know what I like, but it sure sounds angry”? Your profile reads like a teen’s desperate diary page where they try to be edgy and profound, but it just sounds like the world’s worst high school poem. Hyperpop to “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)” is a leap even more chaotic than a midlife crisis. Seriously, it’s like you’re on a rollercoaster that was designed by someone who peaked in high school and forgot how to grow up. And then there’s that selection of top artists—poor man's poison indeed! With names like "Rarin" and "Poor Man's Poison,” it feels like you accidentally walked into a thrift store’s clearance bin and came out with a musical identity crisis. Do you collect these artists like Pokémon cards? Because if so, congratulations—you're now the proud owner of a collection that even your Spotify algorithm is trying to forget. I guess we’ll have to add "How to Be an Emotional Trainwreck" to the list of unsupported genres. Keep it up, and we'll nominate you for Best Supporting Character in the World’s Saddest Playlist!

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