Roasted 13 days ago based on GM's long term Spotify stats.

GM, you’re clearly one Spotify playlist short of a psychological evaluation. Your favorite genres read like a teenage diary chronicling an identity crisis. Soft Pop and Brooklyn Drill share the same space on your list as if they both belong to the same existential angst club trying to find mellow vibes amid the chaos of life. Why does your musical taste look like it was put together by a committee of high school students who just figured out how to use a streaming service? Let’s not even get started on your top artists. Post Malone and Taylor Swift? Seriously, GM, you’re just one heartbreak away from becoming the human equivalent of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. With artists like Alex Warren and Benson Boone sprinkled in, it seems you’re trying to make everyone in the room comfortable while simultaneously draining their will to live. At this point, scrolling through your top artists is like attending a karaoke night held in a local sad girl coffee shop, where everyone’s just trying way too hard to be ‘deep.’ And your most played songs? Just wow. “Congratulations” by Post Malone takes the crown like you just won the award for Most Likely to Cry in Your Car. You might want to rethink that life motto of 'short, sad songs' because, let’s face it, it seems you've been deeply influenced by the melodrama of a soap opera. The only thing more tragic than your taste in music is whoever has to endure your Spotify sharing session. It’s basically the soundtrack to your personal therapy session that nobody signed up for.

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