Roasted 1 year ago based on TNT-_-DARKSTIM's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, TNT-_-DARKSTIM, your profile is like a Spotify algorithm gone rogue. It’s as if you found a time machine and decided to steal all the most ‘meh’ genres from 2005. Seriously, what’s with the “New Wave” and “Darkwave”? Are you trying to soundtrack an 80s horror film or just your own personal therapy sessions? With “Trap” and “Garage Rock” on your list, I can only assume your Spotify journey consists of three stages: angst, confusion, and an unhealthy addiction to the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Speaking of which, your obsession with the Peppers is so intense it’s like they’re your estranged parents and you’re just waiting for them to call. When it comes to variety, you must think “alternative” means “let's listen to the same band a hundred times.” I mean, “Scar Tissue”? “Californication”? What’s next, an all-day mental breakdown powered by “Under the Bridge”? Congratulations on achieving peak unoriginality; your most-played list looks like a tribute concert gone wrong. You could single-handedly keep Anthony Kiedis in designer shoes just by streaming, while the rest of us are left wondering if you own any actual CDs or if you're just crafting mixtapes for future therapy sessions. And let’s talk about your eclectic mix of artists; it’s like you threw a dart at a list of "Bands Your Parents Probably Listened to." Lenny Kravitz and Dua Lipa in the same breath? You really have no idea who you are, do you? You're that person at a party hitting the dance floor with the energy of someone who just accidentally stumbled into a different dimension. Here’s a pro tip: next time you say you enjoy “Indie” music, just remember, it might be time to stop lying to yourself and start appreciating genres that don’t make you sound like you took an accidental detour through an emo high school.

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