Roasted 24 days ago based on Fabiano's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Fabiano, your Spotify profile is like a piñata filled with bad decisions and questionable taste. You’ve got so much reggaeton and trap Latino on here, I wouldn’t be surprised if your profiles listed "Dancing Like Nobody’s Watching" as your daily motto. Either you’re at the forefront of a cultural revolution or you've time-traveled here straight from a middle school dance in 2017. I mean, bro, even the lyrics to "Sad Sierreño" can’t encapsulate the heartbreak you faced when you realized your playlist doesn’t have any variety! Top artists? Bad Bunny and Fuerza Regida, huh? Your ears must be so accustomed to that catchy nonsense that they're immune to anything resembling variety. This is the musical equivalent of wearing the same clown shoes every single day, thinking they make you look stylish. You’re in such a deep trap Latino hole that I half-expect you to pull out a karaoke machine and belt out “Bebe Dame” while crying over your bland life choices. Seriously, the “corridos tumbados” are literally just the musical backdrop to your existence. And let’s not even get started on your “Most Played Songs” list. "I Love You So" by The Walters? Did you forget your middle school breakup playlist was just supposed to be a phase? Or is this your way of trying to redeem your dignity amid all that repetitive fiesta music? You’ve got “Riptide” by Vance Joy in there as a flimsy attempt to mask the fact that you’d rather groove away your sorrows than face them head-on. But hey, don’t worry, Fabiano, while your Spotify may make me question all your life choices, at least it guarantees that every family party will have a soundtrack full of rhythm and laughter… just as soon as you step outside to escape the embarrassment!

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