Roasted 9 months ago based on Carlo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Raphael Carlo Uy, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of emotional turmoil wrapped in glittery chords. Your taste is like a teenage diary—cringy, overly dramatic, and at least three years out of date. Pop punk and emo? Did you find your playlist in a time capsule buried under a My Chemical Romance poster? And let's not even get started on your obsession with anime soundtracks that’re probably more complex than your love life. Spoiler: they are! Now, we can’t ignore your top artists. You have a smorgasbord of names that sound like the lineup of an underground anime convention. "結束バンド"? Is that a band or a sushi roll? And "ASIAN KUNG-FU GENERATION"? I think they just added a fourth-degree black belt in cringe to your already impressive Spotify profile. With this eclectic mix, I can only assume anyone who just glanced at your playlists is questioning their life choices and reaching for the nearest pair of earplugs. And let’s take a moment to spotlight those most-played tracks. "Sono Ao ha Tsukihi ni asetemo kawarazu Aoi"? Congratulations, Raphael; you’ve officially proven that even your music has more syllables than actual appeal. Not to mention "Fake As Hell (with Avril Lavigne)," which is how we all feel looking at your Spotify profile. It's a glorious mess of J-Pop and sad boy anthems that screams, “I have an unfathomable amount of feelings and a serious commitment to never leaving 2007.” Seriously, dude, you might want to diversify that playlist before it starts getting flagged for emotional distress!

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