Roasted 1 year ago based on PJ's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, PJ, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a midlife crisis. Seriously, with a favorite genres list that includes “darkwave” and “dark cabaret,” it's clear you gravitate toward the sad and brooding. I half-expect your car to be filled with unlit candles and a collection of poetry about lost love. With jazz, new wave, and post-punk, you must think you’re secretly on the brink of starting some underground artsy café, but really, you just have terrible taste in mood music for someone who might still wear socks with sandals. Your top artists look like a musician lineup for an ironic hipster revival show. I mean, it’s commendable that you listen to both Sade and Tom Waits, but let’s not act like you aren't two haircuts away from being the least cool person in the room. “Chris Stapleton” and “country” do not fit in the same sentence as “darkwave.” What next? An ex-emo band covering ‘Friends in Low Places’? And let’s be real, if your top songs were an album, it would be called “Desperation: A Symphony in 10 Tracks.” You’ve got more Sade on repeat than a relaxed yoga retreat, and it really gives off the vibe that you can’t let go of your hopeless romantic phase. Five of your ten most played songs are hers—at this rate, you should probably send her a thank-you card for being the emotional crutch you never knew you needed. Just remember, if you keep playing those slow jams, your Spotify Wrapped is gonna come out looking like a sad Netflix documentary about heartbreak, featuring you dramatically staring out a rain-soaked window. Buckle up, buddy; it’s going to be a rough ride!

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