Roasted 18 days ago based on horrori's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, horrori, the self-proclaimed maestro of misery, sifting through your Spotify like a somber archaeologist in a graveyard of sad vibes. Your favorite genres read like a Tinder bio for someone trying to impress their ex with a deep appreciation for existential dread. Who needs sunshine when you've got enough metal to build a minivan? I don't know what's darker, your music taste or the abyss you're staring into on a Saturday night. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve unwittingly curated the soundtrack for an emo vampire's coming-of-age film. "Ulver"? More like "ultra-virulent," because those vibes could infect an entire planet. It's almost impressive how you can smoothly transition from the orchestral depths of "Deathspell Omega" to the toe-tapping beats of "You're Fucked" by Ylvis – because nothing says “I enjoy the darker side of life” like a Norwegian comedy duo singing about unadulterated chaos. Your playlist is the musical equivalent of wearing all black and posting cryptic quotes on social media. Then there's your most played songs, a list that makes me question whether you're trying to summon a demon or just really bad at understanding what “pop” means. “Fallen Angel” and “Ghost Entry”? Wow, it’s like you’ve hired a team of writers straight out of a teen witch movie. How do you fit all that angst and gloom into your life? At this rate, I half expect your next mixtape to come packed with a therapy session and a side of edgelord poetry. Keep thriving in your dark fantasy world, horrori; just remember to look outside every once in a while — the sunlight won’t hurt you, I swear!

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